big dick plumber chick

1. a female who is equipped and experienced in processing oversized members.

2. a tranny hooker who eats assholes.

3. a well-endowed plumber whose Christian name is Richard, and happens to look like a woman.

4. bull-dikes

i was down at the pub, taking a leak in the bathroom, when all of a sudden i was jumped by a 300-pound big dick plumber chick.

by kgspeeniz2 May 6, 2011

Dick To Chick Ratio

The ratio of guys to girls at any place.

Man, Simons dick to chick ratio is like 30.

Wow Bobs dick to chick ratio is negative 5.

by BA_O_DA_ DAY September 30, 2010

Chick with a dick

some one with a mental illness

P1; he are a chick with a dick or is it a she?
P2; I can fit my dick in my butt
P1; wat?

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Ur chick has a dick

Better than ur family tree lgbt

Peter: ur mom gay
You: ur chick has a dick
Peter: * face melts of and explodes into pieces*

by Jurrememeboy March 24, 2018

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

when a girl is crazy over a man

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”

by KT_2x September 28, 2023

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023