Cranston

A hot girl who plays video games naked

'DAYUM! that girl is a cranston!'

' ARGH NERD!' ' NO NO WAIT, she is a cranston...' ' Oh... DAYUM'

'I nailed a cranston last night'

by DingDongHam November 15, 2011

Cranston Cream Pie

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI

Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.

by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016

Cranston Crunch

its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.

Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!

Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.

Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.

Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.

Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010

Creston Owens

Man with small white pp

He's a real Creston Owens in bed, it's such a shame.

by RandomGuyWithAnAfro January 6, 2023

Cresston

Honest, mainly blonde, short Swedish kid, usually packing in multiple different places.

1.Holy shit bro look at that Cresston!!

by The rightful place February 22, 2024

Cresston

A badass little Swedish kid who is usually packing in multiple ways.

1.Hey look its a Cresston!

by The rightful place February 22, 2024

Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.

P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.

by LouieIsDed August 12, 2023