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Twitter Creeping

When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.

Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.
"Look at this unbelievable babe."

"Dude, you're twitter creeping again!"

"Always."
by jackfelldown January 22, 2011
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Creepin it real

I was sniffing her hair on the train- I was creepin it real!
by Nihilist Justin October 20, 2008
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creepiness limit

The lower age limit for one's girl- or boyfriend, below which the relationship becomes creepy. Found by the following formula:

creepiness limit = 0.5x(your age) + 6

Breaks down when you're below age 13 or over 65, approximately.
Eg. the creepiness limit for a 30-year-old would be 21, but the creepiness limit for an 18-year-old would be 15.
by Dr McSanta November 28, 2007
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Creeping Jesus

Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.
That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.
by Winston Ryder September 6, 2007
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creeped

equivalent to spooked. frightened by something that is creepy.
that movie creeped me out.
by Toby's dad June 3, 2009
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Creepin

To sneak about unnoticed and mysteriously; usually to murder/mug someone.
"I creeped on that muthafucka and made my move - now his brains are all over St. Claire, nigga..."
by Anonymous July 25, 2004
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facebook creepin

term used when someone constantly looks at the same person's facebook and stallks their life like they're in a relationship, but aren't. then trys to decide who is/isn't allowed to be their friends. when in actuallity the one they creep on is in love with another person. and they know it.
i dont even know youu! stop facebook creepin!
by DVPstalker November 22, 2010
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