credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.

Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."

by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

French Credit Card

When someone swipes their fingers between an ass and then smells them to see if it stinks.

Mother: Little Sebastien, did you control your ass in the shower?
Little Sebastian: Oui Mama.
Mother: Bastard child! I should've dug you out with a coat hanger. I'll use my French credit card to see if you are lying.
(Mother swipes fingers in Little Seb's ass)
Mother: Stink of the ass! I knew it. It smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the Germans.

by Jacquesassstink November 4, 2012

street credible

Adj. Possessing or displaying a high level of street (i.e., ghetto) credibility. Authentically urban.

Kevin: Did you see Robin's new iced-out spinners?
David: Yeah, she is so street credible.

by d-mizzle fo shizzle January 16, 2011

cretin

A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind. More's the pity.

Jodie and her friends like to post messages on forums about how cool it is to kick cats down stairs and throw banana skins at hungry tramps. Clearly they are cretins and should be eradicated from existence.

by Reginald Barrington February 12, 2004

Credit Card

The act of sliding your hand through one's ass crack.

When Sylvia was bending over, I was so tempted to give her a good ol' Credit Card

by Davy K March 1, 2003

credit criminal

someone who does not pay there bills.
Often by choice, rather than due to unforseen occurance.
This term was coined in the auto industry and used to describe unfinancable customers.

(Sales manager)
Sorry buddy, there credit criminal's cut them loose and grab another up.
(salesman) Damn it I thought I had a citizen here.

by parker19777 January 20, 2009

credonkadentials

having attractive bodily characteristics, usually in the buttocks, that can convince employers to give you a job.

I'm not sure if we have any positions open at the moment, but seeing your credonkadentials, I'm sure we can find a place for you.

by Charlie Von Grayskull May 15, 2009