creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

Creampied Piper

A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.

"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."

by nochilliam August 27, 2016

Creampied

When a woman is filled up with cum (in the ass or pussy) that it leaks out of her ass or pussy.

“He creampied me right in my tight little pussy. I had an amazing orgasm”

by sexdefinitions October 26, 2018

creamfields

Inspired by the mind blowing set performed by DJ Tiesto at the 2009 Creamfields music festival. It is used to describe something that is insanely awesome or on its way to being insanely awesome. When on the verge of awesomeness it should be phrased "coming up creamfields" (see similar "coming up milhouse" except "creamfields" is 10x more awesome).

It's coming up creamfields!

Damn, this shit is creamfields!!

by greenwolf December 4, 2009

Boston Bedroom Creampie

The act of having sex useing hersheys chocolate syrup as a lubricant then cumming inside the vagina and having her friend/yourself eat whats dripping out.

Last night i made the best boston bedroom creampie, my girlfriends sister said it was the best she ever had

by Knarf Oressap January 23, 2018

creampie

Internal cum shot; Act of ejaculating inside pussy or asshole. Also the moment after the internal ejaculation, when the cum drips out.

"... and then I ejaculated inside her and quickly take off my dick, watching the beautiful creampie."

by Creampier March 17, 2003

Creampied

When you fill your partner’s orifice (ass or vagina) with semen

OMG Chad just got creampied

by JJwithCakes March 23, 2020