Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

crayon

A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.

"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

crayon effect

The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.

Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.

"Why aren't you sitting down?"
"I had the crayon effect earlier today, and it hurts like hell."

by el_yotcho December 9, 2008

crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.

Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.

by crayonwhore August 26, 2010

crayon complex

A condition of baffling immaturity. Someone who just cannot let go of something and grow up. The term comes from the hypothetical situation of someone who has had their crayon stolen in the 2nd grade and they haven't gotten over it since.

The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.

Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.

I can't believe he still brings that up, he has such a crayon complex.

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen

Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white

by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017

skin color crayon

Refers to a tan color of crayon.

White Boy: "Hey Demarcus, you should use the skin color crayon."

Demarcus: "Fuck you Ethan."

White Boy "Oops."

"OH BOY, am I excited to use my skin color crayon."

by WDOG November 23, 2019