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CRIVERY

I strive to stay away from CRIVERY on a daily basis.
#CLEAN
#CRIVERY
by TRBLMKR86 October 10, 2019
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Carver

An introverted, rare person. Usually likes anime, is good at art, and gets bitches. Due to the tough name and sharp word, holds fringe positions honorably. Carver.
girl 1: What's that boy's name again?
girl 2: Carver dumbass!
by Dieg-J September 10, 2021
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Raymond Carver

A 20th-century writer who focused mainly on the mundane occurrences of everyday life. Exclusively wrote short stories. His collections of short stories include Cathedral and Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? His style is often described as "dirty realism", and he is sometimes associated with author Charles Bukowski.
Q: Man, I'm so bored with shitty books like War and Peace. What the fuck should I read?

A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.

Q: Indeed.
by TheGiraffeStripe October 21, 2009
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crave case

A cardboard box recieved from White Castle filled with 30 little tiny steam grilled burgers. After hamburger consumption the box can be used as a book carrier, laptop carrier, pillow,snake holder, or as a floatation device.
"In the morning I woke up only to find that i had forgotten my back pack so i used my crave case as a book carrier. Then when i got to school we got new laptops and i was the only one who didnt get a case so i used my crave case as a laptop carrier. Then after i got home from school i wanted to take a nap but the pillows were in the wash so i i used my crave case. Then when i woke up i went to the pet store and bought my self a pet snake and they asked if i wanted a box to put it in but i said no thanks i've got my crave case, and on the way home i slipped on the side of th road and fell in a pond almost drowned but crave case saved my life.
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crave that mineral

On October 27th, 2014, Tumblr user sixpenceee posted a photograph of an Alpine ibex (pretty much a goat) licking salt deposits off a nearly 90° mountainside with the caption “They crave that mineral”
by Jwr5758 December 19, 2014
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I crave that mineral

The supposed "Last meme of 2014" This picture of a Alpine Ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, Tumblr.
Baby: *Begins to stand up*
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral
by Jesus's second cousin December 17, 2014
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Cavern Crotch

An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.
Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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