Crappo

a downer: someone who's always bummed or getting butt hurt

I went clubbing with my friends but had a terrible time because one of my friends was being such a crappo and she killed it for the rest of us.

by clauds bobads September 5, 2007

Craptop

A crappy slow laptop

damnnit, my craptop is really getting on my nerves! gotta upgrade :-)

by hallooooooo July 27, 2009

Craptop

A mobile device (typically laptop or netbook) used while poopsurfing.

I have engaged the craptop, let the poopsurfing begin!

by Futile Cause May 28, 2010

Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.

Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!

by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011

crappypasta

A crappypasta is a "creepypasta" that is bad as sonic.exe or worse

A crappypasta is a "creepypasta" that is bad as sonic.exe or worse

by anonymous November 16, 2016

crappology

obscene literature.

I abominate reading crappology.

by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010

crapophobic

the fear of any brown, solid, bipass (poop, etc)

1) John- Hey, that bathroom stall is gross, will you flush for me?

Jane- Ewwww no! I am crapophobic!

by memberchipsahoy March 20, 2010