Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

Hardcore crafting

When arts and crafts leaves you with fins for hands. You have glitter in places you wish you didn't know could get glitter in and scissors have been used so much they are dull.

Person 1: I'm going hardcore crafting
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like fight club with out the dying.
Person 2:You broke rule #1 and #2 of fight club!

by stickydubby January 16, 2015

crackhead crafting

When one finds that the act of “crafting” or making something takes place at odd hours of the night.

“Megan said that she was sewing more bags at 2am, she was crackhead crafting again.”

by Sexy Mama Potato November 15, 2019

Crunting

Term for cricket
Hunting

Lets ask Braden how his Crunting went last week!

It’s crunting season bois

by Hahakeepemup October 22, 2019

Cranking a semi

Having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. Not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.

Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:

-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.

The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.

Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.

by twkomg June 24, 2008

crating

the act of bringing a crate into a colege dorm shower to sit on while masterbating.

John: "hey Rudy, what are you doing with that crate?"
Rudy: "I've been pretty frustrated lately, so im going crating. Now get outa that shower, i need to use it."

by The Driller Miller October 11, 2006

Craning

The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.

Damn't Dylan, Quit craning my friggin homework!

by cranemaster123 May 19, 2014