A pronoun, adjective and adverb which can mean anything; either a person, a place, a thing, an action or a modifier or a verb or an action.
/boy gets his in face (Cranson) with football/
"Ow, my Cranson hurts!"
/girl is wearing new glasses (Cransons)/
"Hey Sally, you look really cute in your new Cransons."
/dude fucking (Cransoning) his crazy bitch girlfriend (Cranson) in her butthole (Cranson)/
"Yeah, you like that you crazy Cranson? I love Cransoning that tight Cranson. Oh Cranson!"
"Ow, my Cranson hurts!"
/girl is wearing new glasses (Cransons)/
"Hey Sally, you look really cute in your new Cransons."
/dude fucking (Cransoning) his crazy bitch girlfriend (Cranson) in her butthole (Cranson)/
"Yeah, you like that you crazy Cranson? I love Cransoning that tight Cranson. Oh Cranson!"
by CJNoskire January 21, 2009
Get the Cranson mug.The distance between a woman's inner thighs at her crotch, measured in finger width, if she is standing with her feet at shoulder's width apart. A woman must be naked or wearing tight fitting pants, shorts, swimsuit, etc. in order to estimate her cranstant. The measurement is based off of how many average size, adult male fingers you would be able to fit between her legs at her crotch.
by board4real November 22, 2010
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'DAYUM! that girl is a cranston!'
' ARGH NERD!' ' NO NO WAIT, she is a cranston...' ' Oh... DAYUM'
'I nailed a cranston last night'
' ARGH NERD!' ' NO NO WAIT, she is a cranston...' ' Oh... DAYUM'
'I nailed a cranston last night'
by DingDongHam November 15, 2011
Get the Cranston mug.The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI
Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.
Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.
My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.
Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.
My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.
by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016
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The place that you go when you're down and low cuz you can't get a blow cuz you don't have a ho so you jerk it ( masterbation )
The place that you go when you're down and low cuz you can't get a blow cuz you don't have a ho so you jerk it ( masterbation )
by little joey fletcher October 27, 2015
Get the cranktown mug.its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.
Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!
Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.
Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.
Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.
Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.
Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.
Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.
Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010
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