Crane aids 

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.

Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.

Crane aids by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022

Crane Brain 

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

Crane Brain by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023

Crane Fever 

when you are overly obsessed with playing that crane game where you win stuffed animals/prizes

Kristen: where's debbie?
Emma: oh she's by the crane machine again..

Kristen: STILL?! oh my gosh she has a serious case of crane fever

Debbie: GUYS LET ME JUST BORROW 50 CENTS
Margaret: NO DEBBIE YOU HAVE CRANE FEVER

Crane Fever by BOOOOORAHHH October 14, 2010

Crane Vessels 

Crane vessels are a type of ship that takes items from the ocean and removes them. Although originally being founded by the great historian Sir dan IV it was later settled in a court that they were founded by Vessels Qantas herself.

Did you see the crane vessels flowing around in the Patrik sea? Yeah, it was contributing to the finding of the recipe of the great Srdjan Rolls

Crane Vessels by Vessels Udovinski August 25, 2020

Crane Operator 

When a male stuffs his balls or (butters his marbles) into another female or males asshole and proceeds to lift up their body weight with only his scrotum. They must hold their butt muscles taunt in order to really grip his testicles. Is considered one of the most difficult sexual feats to achieve, and is highly respected in American Culture

-She thinks we are finally at the point in our relationship where I can be her Crane Operator

-President Obama announced today that he hopes every American child will one day grow up to crane operate on their significant other.

Crane Operator by Mackle2008 June 17, 2011

crane daddy 

a craneyayit who proves himself to be fortwith by doing amazing shit

Senor Ford: Anyone feasting on some Conjuguemos today?
Teo: Im the Crane Daddy

crane daddy by Craneyayit October 3, 2011

crane on crane 

sex between two lesbians who are both taller than 6'3"

i was watching the wnba and i couldn't help fantasizing about crane on crane porn

crane on crane by jasshole1 August 26, 2011