Clamflap

(Verb) The female version of teabag.

Oh man, that girl owned you so hard that she's clamflapping you!

by PricklyPorcupine July 10, 2010

CamFaced

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.

Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!

by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

CRAFT Disease

When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".

I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.

by Happy_Hoaxster May 28, 2009

Arts & Crafts

When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project

Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick last night and i took her to Arts & Crafts.
Bryant: No way! she like it?
Kevin: actually yeah, she even pulled out some googily eyes which kinda creeped me out.

by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

craft nazi

a derogitory term used to discribe martha stewart.;also used to discribe anyone too involved in home crafts.

"dude, martha's such a craft nazi!"
"ill make these damn pants how i want too, you freakin craft nazi!"

by thajesters September 26, 2003

Craft syndrome

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?

I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.

by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010

Craffee

Crappy coffee.

Chris Pirillo had a craffee this morning, he hated it.

by Thegrig200 April 21, 2013