ass crack

something you call some one when they smell that way or if you just like to hurt peoples feelings or get your ass kicked "ASS CRACK"

Get over you fucking ass crack!

by Loco Diablo August 09, 2003

Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 03, 2018

ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

by pfc. Snowball March 02, 2009

ass-crack of dawn

really early in the morning.

I had a flight to catch, so I had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.

by kristiealexis January 05, 2008

Ass Crack Fever

Catching a nasty STD from anal sex. Usually from a filthy whore or or prostitute.

What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.

Have you had anal?
Yes.

Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.

by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

ass crack butterfly

When you stick you dick parallel to the cornhole of a girl and slide up and down her ass crack, thus, making your dick look like the thorax and the cheeks looking like the wings.

Zach said he wouldn't mind give Raggity an ass crack butterfly, I wouldn't mind, either.

by Sphinctar October 05, 2004

Ass Crack Lane

When you can see someone's butt crack and look directly into it.

DOOD1: Man look over there

DOOD2: Man that is Gross

DOOD3: What happened?

DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|

by MRUnpossible June 08, 2009