cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 29, 2020

Duck and Cover

Original: Official 1951 United States civil defense film, Duck and Cover. Intended primarily for children, it portrays the act of ducking and covering by the character Bert the Turtle. The concept of "duck and cover" is a method of personal protection against the effects of a nuclear explosion whereby persons near the would-be affected area would drop to the ground in a prone position or seek shelter and protection under such objects as desks or other pieces of furniture, or in structures such as buildings or fallout shelters.

Slang: To be evasive or deceptive in one's behavior.

As the police continued to question the suspect about the events leading up to the crime, it was clear he knew more than he was telling. He immediately went duck and cover and refused to cooperate.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 13, 2018

outkicked his coverage

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.

Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.

by MB999 July 3, 2006

Back Door Cover

In sports betting, a back door cover occurs when the team you wagered on covers the spread in the last minutes of the game. Often times this happens when the actual game is a blow out, yet the spread or line of the game is still at play.

The Giants kicked a late field goal to give me a back door cover. They lost by 10, but covered the 12 point spread.

by Milt Deezy May 8, 2007

Clowercase

clowercase is the mumble jumble way of writing. it is where the male (capital letter) comes together with the female (lowercase) and creates a simultaneously baby.

clowercase your mom is fat
ClOweRcAsE YoUr mOM iS fAt

by doge lover November 18, 2018

cokerat

someone who does a lot of coke; a coke addict

Gage is such a cokerat omgg!

by PepsiRat April 4, 2019

Chwert

A person interested in Wildlife and Conservation, Particularly Birds.

Pronounced: Sh-Were-T

Bro see that guy over there...he is such a Chwert!

Have you seen the Western Ground Parrots yet? Don't worry they are protected by a Chwert!

“Why is that guy walking through a swamp? oh, he’s a chwert”

"I wonder what he does, probably a Chwert, he better get a better job"

by The_Ultimate_Chwert February 15, 2021