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convenient bar

When you're on a road trip and you need some help going the distance, pull over for gas, run inside, grab some beers, snacks, and hit the restroom so you can pop some tops. 70 miles to go suddenly seems like a breeze.
How was your trip? Good! I only had to convenient bar twice!
by mtthlm January 15, 2016
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convenience companion

synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired
Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?

TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions
by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009
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convenience store friend

A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.
You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.
by punk8punk November 12, 2014
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Opportunistic conveniencer

Someone who actively seeks the most convenient route in life at every opportunity.
Person 1 "Hey man, wanna go hit the gym?"

Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"
by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019
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Snark of the Covenant

Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.
"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."

Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.
by onehandcrabbing November 23, 2013
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ass of the covenant

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid
P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"
by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011
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covenant christian school

the most boring school ever. seriously,... there is nothing to do there and its tiny as heck. all the adults and teachers will tell you how great it is but it's not. don't fall for it. STAY AT YOUR PUBLIC SCHOOL. NO MATTER WHAT. a lot of people are fake and you can't make a lot of friends since there's like 10-20 ppl per GRADE. they teach the bible and do chapel every Friday, it sucks.

EVERYONE WANTS TO LEAVE.

( also they might change the name next year hopefully, it even SOUNDS lame)
girl: hey heard you switched schools, which school do you go to?

guy: covenant christian school. my parents are frickin forcing me to stay at this dumbass school
girl: how is it?
guy: terrible I would rather kms
guy: if you're ever thinking of going there, DONT.
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