Costanza

One that is tight with money.

Dude, you're such a freakin Costanza.

by bcaster June 1, 2006

Costanza

A flaccid penis. Short, fat and bald, not unlike the frugal and hilarious George Costanza of Seinfeld.

It's hard to have sex when you're Costanza.

by jammiep September 12, 2011

George Costanza Answering Machine

A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.

I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.

by VFL98 August 26, 2014

costiniano

Sexy beasts and have great taste in movies and other things and love to sing and cares and love about there family and the have shoegame and they are sneaker heads.

Damn look at the costiniano clan singing

by Mar2daquez February 1, 2014

costinpated

Being presented with the same ridiculous,
baseless, and illogical claims time and time
again, that you don't give a shit anymore.

Reading yet another post in the backgammon forum about orchestrated dice, I immediately felt costinpated.

by Chama Banana July 24, 2023

Costanza

An act of defication that is so strenuous it involves the removal of an article of clothing, especially the shirt.

After Thanksgiving I usually have a Costanza.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

Frank Costanza

1.Character on the classic 90's sitcom, Seinfeld, George's father.

2.a activity, generaly a (sexual) move.
- when a man purposly hits the brake of the car and holds out his arm in front of the woman in front to cop a feel of her breasts

1. That Frank Costanza celebrates festivus

2. I most definetly pulled a Frank Costanza the other day on this hot chick.

by xSchaefx August 30, 2004