Costanza 

A girl polish-italian girl

Dude: Ehy, is that girl american?
Guy: Nah man, she's a Costanza

Costanza by Cstnz666 October 29, 2020

Chrissy Costanza 

A gorgeous human being who is the lead singer of the band, Against the Current, alongside drummer Will Ferri and Gutarist, Dan Gow. Chrissy is literally the most adorable person to exist. Her family is of Italian decent but lives in New York. Chrissy has one younger brother named Mikey. She also has a YouTube channel where she often uploads makeup tutorials, skin routines, and tour updates. She has a very cute puppy named Sammi, who is a cream colored labradoodle. Chrissy is super duper sweet and extremely relatable. Her favorite video game is League of Legends and plays as the character Annie.

Who is the lead singer of Against the Current?

Oh, Chrissy Costanza !

Chrissy Costanza by chickennuggetsareyum September 20, 2017

Pulling a Costanza 

Removal of ones shirt while using the lavatory to go number 2. It is an excersize that provides freedom of movement, a sense of airiness, and a cool sensation on a hot summer day.

It is so hot in my office but after pulling a Costanza, I feel fresh again.

Pulling a Costanza by DjReYeN May 25, 2007

Costanza'd 

The act of moving items you cannot afford to another shelf in the store, so nobody sees it. This was first done by George Costanza in the comedy Seinfeld.

"I just found a fleshlight somebody Costanza'd into the sporting goods section!"

Costanza'd by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018

Costanza 

An animal (or human) who lays around lazily in doorways exposing their tender under-belly to the world.

PERSON 1: Where is Tiger?
PERSON 2: He is in the dining room, sprawled out like Costanza blocking the hallway.
PERSON 3: Really? He is so funny. Why does he always lay in the middle of the walking path?!
PERSON 1: He is so weird...

Costanza by CurlySueVegas February 24, 2015

a costanza 

calling every bet and raise after bricking every street, but praying really hard the other guy makes a boat

i pulled a costanza after i caught a Q on 4th, K on 5th, 9 on 6th, and 8 on 7th. thankfully my luckbox was in over drive and the other guy made 33999.

a costanza by abetterrazzplayerthancostanza May 20, 2008

Taking a Costanza

“Taking a Costanza” is the act of taking your shirt off before dropping a massive shit. It is also known as the most gratifying thing a straight man can do with his shirt off.

That Indian food last night fcked my stomach up, I taking a Costanza

Taking a Costanza by DeezNuts_SLC March 19, 2026