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Chrissy Costanza 

A gorgeous human being who is the lead singer of the band, Against the Current, alongside drummer Will Ferri and Gutarist, Dan Gow. Chrissy is literally the most adorable person to exist. Her family is of Italian decent but lives in New York. Chrissy has one younger brother named Mikey. She also has a YouTube channel where she often uploads makeup tutorials, skin routines, and tour updates. She has a very cute puppy named Sammi, who is a cream colored labradoodle. Chrissy is super duper sweet and extremely relatable. Her favorite video game is League of Legends and plays as the character Annie.
Who is the lead singer of Against the Current?

Oh, Chrissy Costanza !

Pulling a Costanza 

Removal of ones shirt while using the lavatory to go number 2. It is an excersize that provides freedom of movement, a sense of airiness, and a cool sensation on a hot summer day.
It is so hot in my office but after pulling a Costanza, I feel fresh again.

Costanza'd 

The act of moving items you cannot afford to another shelf in the store, so nobody sees it. This was first done by George Costanza in the comedy Seinfeld.
"I just found a fleshlight somebody Costanza'd into the sporting goods section!"
Costanza'd by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018

Costanza 

An animal (or human) who lays around lazily in doorways exposing their tender under-belly to the world.
PERSON 1: Where is Tiger?
PERSON 2: He is in the dining room, sprawled out like Costanza blocking the hallway.
PERSON 3: Really? He is so funny. Why does he always lay in the middle of the walking path?!
PERSON 1: He is so weird...
Costanza by CurlySueVegas February 24, 2015

a costanza 

calling every bet and raise after bricking every street, but praying really hard the other guy makes a boat
i pulled a costanza after i caught a Q on 4th, K on 5th, 9 on 6th, and 8 on 7th. thankfully my luckbox was in over drive and the other guy made 33999.

Taking a Costanza

“Taking a Costanza” is the act of taking your shirt off before dropping a massive shit. It is also known as the most gratifying thing a straight man can do with his shirt off.
That Indian food last night fcked my stomach up, I taking a Costanza