Chemical cosmonaut

One who explores inner and outer space via the use of natural and synthetic chemicals. Often a college student.

John will never advance in life as long as he chooses the vocation of chemical cosmonaut.

by Heirbare August 29, 2017

comminazi

a communist and a nazi, often self contradicting but his sole purpose is to destroy everything

for the motherland, for the fatherland

by boris July 29, 2003

cockpipe cosmonaught

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!

"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"

by FJ April 20, 2005

Cosmonauting

When two males spacedock with either a turdildo or fresh poop. The Cosmonauting occurs when the males insert the turdildo into each others anuses and have a sort of homosexual intercourse with it. Heterosexual cosmonauting is called Spacedocking.

Ryan and Steve were very excited to be Cosmonauting together, but their fun was ruined when Denise walked in and caught them with a turdildo up their asses.

by SampsonCatt July 22, 2008

cosmonaut

An alcoholic beverage that mixes vodka and tang.

Tang = An astronaut's favorite.
Vodka = Russian alcohol
Cosmonaut = Russian astronaut.

Hence Tang + Vodka = Cosmonaut.

Man, Mike is so white trash. He was drinking cosmonauts in the middle of the afternoon yesterday.

by Amystopheles July 20, 2008

cominacocktay

An admirable rendition of a phrase commonly used for a nut sack or a person being/acting in a matter of a nut sack.

Chub you are being a cominacocktay for wanting to sleep with my mother.

by Keough_13 July 27, 2006

cosmically orgasmical

Cosmically orgasmical;1. a magical, out of this world orgasm. 2. relating to anything in which an orgasm may occur; food/eating; sexual relations; drinks; sports; books/reading; television; slapping; hitting; punching; choking; badminton and chess

"Wow, that bagel, egg and cheese bagel was cosmically orgasmical. I think I soiled my pantaloons."

"That chick's breasticles are cosmically orgasmical."

"Did you see how Rick shot that zombie through the other zombie while other zombies watched?

--Yea, it was cosmically orgasmical."

by PAdubs October 18, 2013