Coloneled

The act of smacking your partner in the face with a piece of KFC chicken after releasing in their mouth or face.

I Coloneled my girlfriend last night.

That bitch deserved to be Coloneled.

Your mom was Coloneled.

by Ar3s701 December 9, 2008

Coronaed

To be infected, affected or impacted by the Corona Virus

Damn this summer's going to be great unless the festivals are coronaed.

I hope this blows over, I don't want my holiday to be coronaed.

Bob can't come out; he's been coronaed

by Claypants72 March 11, 2020

coroner

A forensics wroker who removes the bodies from the scene of the murder, and who also determines the cause of death and time of death by examining the outer and inner sections of the coprse. most of the time the coroner will expirence massive amounts of blood and gore, so the weak of stomach need not apply.

Man, csi last night was vicious but it was so grusom when that coroner slit that dead guys ribs with a bone saw.

by SamanthaLauren February 19, 2009

Kitty Cornered

The female version of "Cock Blocking"

When one woman interferes with the the obvious romantic connection between another woman and a man, thus ruining the initial woman's chances of "hooking" up with that man.

Stephanie totally KITTY CORNERED Chelsea at that party.

by big_spenderMT July 15, 2011

Cornered Babe

It's a term used by or to describe a woman who is yet unaware or already feels she is not getting the attention she deserves from a man she is seeing, dating, ... when it is obvious the man should be on his knees begging for her attention, instead he's putting himself on a pedestal and making her feel worthless, insecure, insignificant, disposable... If she is not yet aware of this, her friends probably hope that one day she wakes up and thinks, 'wait a minute', I'm more witty, intellectual, younger, sexier than him', I can get a man much better than You. You should be proud and thankful to have me on your arm, kneel for you, in your bed, give you any attention at all ... and you're not, you're so inflated with your own self that you're unable to appreciate the gem you've got... or had'...

A cornered Babe is someone who is not aware or just become aware that she's in a connection to a douchebag... someone not worthy of her kindness, beauty and intelligence.

a sexy young woman is in a connection to a 15 year older man ... she's sexy, good looking, he's kinda average looking (if you wanna be kind about it) with an average sized cock. She showers him with poetry and gifts, he never gives her any gift being emotional or actual... except for pics of his cock, which isn't much of a gift, except for maybe the gift of assuring the expectations aren't too erm, big. Then one day she wakes up from her self imposed state of irrational devotion and goes 'wait a minute, I'm the babe in his corner here' she closes her eyes and imagines Patrick Swayze pulling her out of his corner and dancing in front of her douchebag's nose. She was a 'CORNERED BABE' but no more...!

by dirty dancing babe November 2, 2009

three cornered doormat

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.

"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".

by Peter Preston July 6, 2007

cootered

when a female finds a picture on her mans cellphone of another females cooter, so she sends a picture by cellphone of her cooter to the other female who is messing with her man.

Tonya found a picture of Kim's cooter on her mans cellphone. So Tonya sent a picture of her cooter to Kim, telling her to back off her man Greg. So Kim was cootered by Tonya.

by Kat/Roxy October 9, 2008