A cough cough that can also be known to some (Donald trump) as the Chinese virus, because a certain Chinese person ate a bat and got the virus, it’s also bad enough to have killed over 100,000 people so far and stopping everyone from doing things they want to do
Guy #1: coughs*
Guy#2: have you got corona?
Guy#1: no but I have Budweiser
Guy#2: no not the beer, the virus, coronavirus
Guy#1: yes
Guy#1 and 2: dies*
Guy#2: have you got corona?
Guy#1: no but I have Budweiser
Guy#2: no not the beer, the virus, coronavirus
Guy#1: yes
Guy#1 and 2: dies*
by JamHam04 April 26, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. The Coronavirus is a fucked up disease that causes respiratory issues and/or a dry cough.
Fuck you, COVID-19
Fuck you, COVID-19
*Walks into a party with beers*
"I have Corona!"
*Everyone then proceeds to scream and flee thinking they have Coronavirus*
"I have Corona!"
*Everyone then proceeds to scream and flee thinking they have Coronavirus*
by DDOM April 30, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. A DAMN RESPIRATORY ILLNESS. YOU. DONT. NEED. TO. BUY. EXTRA. TOILET. PAPER. ITS. NOT. FOOD. POISONING.
by Random Ass Weirdo May 3, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. A deadly disease that causes riots and makes several hundred Karens go to jail. It creates mile-long lines of death outside your local target. And yes you are the target.
Karen: I didn't mean to drive over him the coronavirus (toilet paper) made me do it.
Police: You mean you have toilet paper *body slams Karen*.
Police: You mean you have toilet paper *body slams Karen*.
by RonaPona April 13, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. The bitch-ass-hoe who decided to wake up in 2019 and ruin most of our 2020 and then proceeded to take hundreds of thousands of lives are while the rest of sit stuck at home and watch by ( on our TVs). Not to mention how it plummeted the economy and has left millions of people jobless.
by Cancel COVID-19 June 7, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. The one where people could not stay home and spread it around the United States. The one where these people caused people there lives, the economy to fall, a lockdown nationwide, and the class of 2020 Seniors to miss their last semester of high school, their last spring sports, their last prom, their walk through the all of the schools, their honors night or yearbook day, and most and worst of all their graduation. So seniors thank you for cutting short their year and not giving them the chance to put this major part of their life behind them and now those memories will all be incomplete.
The coronavirus was the virus that killed thousands of people.
Sam, did you know Mark has the coronavirus and is not in the hospital fighting for his life?
The class of 2020 who had to give up their last semester because of the coronavirus.
Sam, did you know Mark has the coronavirus and is not in the hospital fighting for his life?
The class of 2020 who had to give up their last semester because of the coronavirus.
by republicans1101 April 2, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. 
Get the Coronavirusmug.