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Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.
by htownfun August 22, 2009
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new york corndog

When a male is infected with three or more STD's at once. The resulting mess around their genitailia can be concidered as looking like a New York corndog.
John: "Man I need to go to the doctor,"
Carl: "Why bro?"
John: "I think I got a New York corndog."
Carl: "Say no more, I'll drive."
by Terry T. May 23, 2017
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Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.
Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?
by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009
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Corno

Corno means "horn" in English.

It's a Brazilian expression for some man who has been cheated by his wife or girlfriend.
This came from a legend where the betrayed man started to feel pain in his forehead, where the horns (cornos) shoud came off.

Dor-de-Corno (Pain-of-the-horned) is when the corno takes an atitude when realizes it's condition: get drunk, vengance (sometimes hurting/killing his girlfriend or her lover), etc.
These reactions lead to the subdivisions of a corno: corno manso (the one who doesn't care about his condition), corno raivoso (the angry one), etc.

Also, there are some smiles for cornos:
}:) - happy corno
}:( - sad corno
}:O - surprised corno
}:B - idiot corno
}:S - confuzed corno
}:X - mouth-shutted corno
:* - kissing corno
...

The feminine of corno is corna.

The more someone cheats his partner, the more cornos (horns) he has in his head.

Finally, corno can be many things: substantive - the horn "He has cornos (horns)."
adjetive - "Hey, you are a corno (horned.)!"
verb - "You wife corneou (cheated) you!"
"A Maria é uma vadia, portanto João, o namorado dela, é um corno."
"Mary is a bitch, so João, her boyfriend, is a corno."

"Ih, o Zé está com a maior dor-de-corno... acho que ele vai bater na namorada"
"Jeez, Zé has got a lot of dor-de-corno... I think he's going to punch his girlfriend"

"H.C. é uma corna! Seu marido foi pego comendo sua secretária!"
"H.C. is a corna! Her husband was caught fucking his secretary!"

"O Fernando arranha o teto com seus chifres, ahahah"
"Fernando scratches the ceiling with his horns, ahahah"

"Carlos, não é difícil você sustentar a cabeça com esse tanto de chifre na sua cabeça?"
"Carlos, isn't hard to hold your head with so many horns in your head?
by Matheus J. December 9, 2008
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cornhole cowboy

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.
Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.
by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008
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CornHub

A parody of "PornHub" Instead of Porn there are a bunch of corn that will make you "corny".
Hey wanna go to PornHub.com?
Nah I only watch "CornHub
by Le_Hurricane_Sandy April 21, 2017
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cornhub

check out the most sensual, greenest, most yellow
fucking corn on the planet.
Justin: hey you wanna see some sexy vegetables?
Brad: nah, pass the boof
Justin: well if you did, go to www.cornhub.com
Brad: FUCK OFF ALREADY MOFO!
by showbobs4fortnite April 9, 2019
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