cornflake single

A song one has not played in a long time that is even better than one remembers. As used by BBC6 presenter Steve Lamacq on his programme on 29 February 2008.

Cream's "Strange Brew" is a cornflake single.

by R.C.W. February 29, 2008

cornflake blast

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

by Ernie November 25, 2003

cornflake conservative

Conservative, usually from the midwest, who has no taste whatsoever for the exotic and clings to tradition like a dog to a bone.

The cornflake conservative beat his wife when he learnt that she bought fruit loops.

by voteswinger February 28, 2005

cornflake eaters

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table

“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 1, 2017

Cornflake cake

Similar to a creampie, but instead both partners have dandruff in their pubes thus causing flakes to mix in with the pie

Last week I made a cornflake cake with my girlfriend

by Your Really Weird Neighbor August 14, 2016

Cornflake pussy

A man or woman who has a loose anus

Your anus looks like a bowl of cornflakes that have been sitting in milk for several hours. You have a Cornflake pussy!!!

by Gemini0522 August 21, 2009

cornflake booger

A nostril dweller which upon extraction and examination resembles a brand name and or generic corn breakfast cereal.

I lost my cornflake booger in my aunt's cereal and she ingested it with the rest of her cereal and jalapenos.

by StanOompaloompas April 28, 2009