Cormac

A particularly fat boy with chicken-like legs and a thinning amount of hair. Usually has 2 relatively disabled siblings.

“For God’s sake Cormac, this isn’t the time for a Freddo Caramel. What’s that stain on your wall? And the curtains?”

by PlumSickle 2 March 13, 2023

Cormac

Is a person that if you saw on the streets you know he was raped by his sexy father. They usually have a smaller brother that is better than I’m in every conceivable way. But could have a group of 3 guys that are better than him in pulling bitches and cod

Poor Cormac

by Big jerky 5’11 April 9, 2023

The Comatorium

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

Cormac Dempsey

An Irish rock 'n' roll star currently touring the country. Sings and plays the accoustic guitar.

I saw Cormac Dempsey last night, he's brilliant.

by Mrs B January 11, 2007

The Comatorium

A badass web forum specifically for fans of the band The Mars Volta. Has many sections, including one for At the Drive-in, which was 3 members of The Mars Volta's previous band.

"Where did you get that badass picture of The Mars Volta?"
"The Comatorium, duh!"

by Ka October 17, 2005

cormack

usually a ginger haired boy that looks like a woman and is extremly ignorant and has no musical talent at all and often makes out with boys named morgan

"cormack is so gay"

"cormack has no musical talent"

by anita goforadump March 15, 2008

Cormutation

The act of appearing to be deep in philosophical thought, while actually thinking about food and/or sex.

"He looked cormutatively out the window at a woman about to have her dress blown up by the wind".
"Deep in cormutation, he was unaware his friends were laughing at him seducing his own leg with his hands".

by DangerThursday.com May 2, 2011