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the only name in the universe that is equivalent to chuck norris. this name was the first choice when the virgin mary named jesus, but it was said that gods real name is corey and she didnt want to name jesus after him. almost everytime a baby is named corey that kid is a genious and will do something 10 times greater than any other kid named anything other than corey. not to mention any person that is named corey will forever believe that it is not butter.
Seriously bro, that dude Corey is like totally the coolest i have ever met in my entire life.
Corey by Cor E March 10, 2009
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Coreys are fun, loving, caring, kind, funny, and the list could continue on forever. Coreys are always trying to make you laugh, even the smallest thing will be funny when said by him. Corey is like the sun shining through the clouds, always wanting to brighten anyone’s day. Coreys are generally anti-social and don’t say much, but if he says something to his lover it means A LOT. If you ever find a Corey, don’t leave him behind.
Girl 1: Did you see the new boy? He’s so funny!
Girl 2: I bet that’s Corey!

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Corey by Lysitsibre November 6, 2017
A tall white male that is kinda smart but can also be very very stupid.
“Yo my friend just swallowed a bottle cap

“Ahh he must be a Corey “
Corey by Dikembe November 4, 2019
A boy who can't decide weather or not he likes a girl but still flirts with her regardless of if they met of not. He's the type of guy who doesn't realize the perfect girl for him is right in front of his eyes and he commonly loses the girl before he has the chance to decide if he wants to be with her.
Omg, he was such a Corey.

Dude, Why can't Cory see how great Brittney is
A man who has no intellegance, is a known cheater. Most Corey's are destined to be alone.
That man is going to end up being a Corey
Corey by Red92 November 7, 2011
Somebody who can’t be trusted and does something when you tell them not to. Regularly corey’s act like twats and often use the sentence “it’s a free world I can do what I want
Mate 1:”yo look it’s Corey”
Mate 2”I know, he’s the dick who betrayed me”
Mate 1:”oh...”
Corey by Chicken korma November 19, 2019
FAT FUCK DUMB ASS HOE WHO WANTS TO BE GETTO
COREY by booshit24 February 3, 2020