cardestrian

A cardestrian (car-destrian) is a small European car that is driven alongside pedestrians in crowded urban European streets. The car is so small, so quiet and so maneuverable that it generally integrates into pedestrian activity effortlessly. Often, cardestrians and pedestrians commute side-by-side surprisingly effectively.

That city street is teeming with pedestrians and cardestrians. Check out that Citroen cardestrian!

by JDRoss February 23, 2011

Condescending Wonka

A meme that shows a picture of Willy Wonka talking to the childeren on the tour resting on his arm. The captions around it usually say something condescending such as:

So you have a child at 18? You must be so mature.

There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.

You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.

by CondescendingWanker January 3, 2014

condesplain

A non-sexist way to describe mansplaining: assuming your audience doesn't have the knowledge, experience or intelligence to understand what you are saying without a thoroughly condescending explanation of what you mean. Explaining with condescension is gender-neutral and universal.

While telling me about how cool the video was for "This is America", Arlene condesplained to me that Donald Glover and Childish Gambino are the same person, because obviously I didn't know that since I am in my late 40's and I am scared of the interwebs.

by Amanda Huggandkiss June 12, 2018

Faithful Correspondent

A faithful correspondent promptly and thoughtfully replies to all communique.

A faithful correspondent, Montana kept in touch with New Jersey via text, e-mail, snail mail, facsimile, telegraph, and smoke signals.

by 1LSLS November 22, 2011

Amanda Cordeiro

She is a beautiful and amazing person. She is kind to everyone and has lots of friends. Amanda is open to everyone and that's why everyone loves her. At some points she can be hard to understand her emotions and what she is thinking, buy she tries her hardest to be friendly. Amanda is talented and gorgeous in everyway. I love you 💓

"Did you hear that Amanda Cordeiro is dating that guy from college?"

"yes I did omg. She really is cute! I'm really close with her but I don't know how to tell her that I am in love with her!"

"yes I know. I hope she opens her eyes to the other people out there and sees that life is more beautiful!!"

by myloveforyouisendless February 12, 2019

The James Corden Effect

When the writer, songwriter, or prevalent actor inserts the self into a work they are not cut out for, talent-wise.

Named after English actor and talk show host James Corden because of the popular belief that he does not possess the ability to be in all the movie musicals that he, inevitably, stars in.

Lin Manuel Miranda is the embodiment of The James Corden effect, no one wants him there but he’s there because he created it.

by Special Unicow November 4, 2021

Cordeiro Rage

Walking out of work due to extreme rage caused by all your co-workers sleeping with your sister

Guy 1: Wow Jesse had a serious Cordeiro rage
Guy 2: Yeah I almost feel bad for sleeping with his sister

by SpencerMarkin July 5, 2011