Coordinated cock slam

When you use your penis to kill a mosquito on your ballsack. Created in response to the "It Is Only When A Mosquito Lands On Your Testicles Meme"

Hey, there is a mosquito on my ballsack.
Just use the coordinated cock slam.

by Donier87 April 13, 2022

collector defense coordinator

One who ignores all other duties to above all else, defend ones own collectors, by any means possible, even at the the hands of sacraficing teammates.

7thCulthero: Uh, soul, a little help?
Soulblighter101: I can't, im guarding my collectors.

by ono December 4, 2002

Shift-Eye Coordination

Shift-Eye co-ordination. Depends on your ability to keep your ! as a ! and not a 1

Mainly, your ability to hold the shift button down.

(ZenRgy) vort, OMGOMGOMGCYBABBQ!!!1111one
· (Jedi_Vader20) kicks ZenRgy (Dodgy Shift-Eye Co-ordination there pal...)

by Jedi_Vader20 April 27, 2004

Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.

I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

by Ass Clown January 17, 2003

polar coordinates and complex numbers

A unit of study in General Specialist Math. It involves maping out points on both Argand diagrams and basic cartesian planes.
"Complex numbers" involve a set of Real (Re) and Imaginary (Im) numbers. Imaginary numbers are represented by the letter i and are represented on a Argand diagram.

polar coordinates and complex numbers are useful for solving other geometric equations

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2018

Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.

Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022