The Montgomery Cooler is when you have 2 partners one layinen on the ground and one standinen over
And the one standinen over pisses and shitses into the one layinen on the groundses holes
And the one standinen over pisses and shitses into the one layinen on the groundses holes
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Get the Montgomery Cooler mug.A coomer, (Pronounced COOM-er), is an elusive creature that spends its whole life desperately trying to reach the next best nut. It is classed as a critically endangered species. The coomer was once thought to be nothing but fiction due to the rarity of these beasts.
Not much is known about the habits of these elusive creatures, but they are said to reside in tiny rooms that reek of mildew and B.O., floor littered with custom-made waifu pillows and the coom of the coomer itself. They are said to be mostly solitary, though there have been half a dozen cases of supposed coomer packs being sighted in the wild.
It is said that, if disturbed, the coomer will become enraged, and will attack the offending creature. It has been reported that a coomer may even coom upon its enemies, some say even stuffing them into homemade COOM jars on occasion.
Not much is known about the habits of these elusive creatures, but they are said to reside in tiny rooms that reek of mildew and B.O., floor littered with custom-made waifu pillows and the coom of the coomer itself. They are said to be mostly solitary, though there have been half a dozen cases of supposed coomer packs being sighted in the wild.
It is said that, if disturbed, the coomer will become enraged, and will attack the offending creature. It has been reported that a coomer may even coom upon its enemies, some say even stuffing them into homemade COOM jars on occasion.
My best friend went missing in 1987 during a hike in a remote area of alaska. The case has never been solved, but researchers say it is likely that he was taken by a wild coomer.
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After appearing on The Cobert Report, the previously unknown candidate got the Colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls.
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Get the Miranda cooper mug.A variation of the meme doomer. Used to make fun of people obsessed with porn/masturbation. The term first originated on 4chan. Also see coom
Guy 1: Just watched a 4 hour porno and I came 20 times! Man that felt good.
Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.
Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.
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Get the coomer mug.A word (phrase) used to describe soft drinks such as "Sprite", "Sierra Mist", "Squirt" etc. Some drinks are referred to as "Caffeinated Lemon Coolers"such as Mountain Dew or Vault, and Surge because the contain high amounts of caffeine. These soft drinks are often clear or yellowish-green in color and have been know to be the most thirst quenching sodas available.
"When I go to the movie theater I usually order a popcorn and a lemon cooler before the show begins."
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