nostril contamination

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.

Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

by Gareth Mc Givern August 27, 2007

Contembate

The act of mind wandering while you masturbate, causing you to begin thinking about something nonsexual but nonetheless interesting.

The other day I was trying to concenbate, but I started to contembate how time started and why we're all here.

by Thefonzz March 18, 2012

contact stress

The process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. The contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out.

Nicole and Adam L were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. Adam R was then feeling contact stress because his fellow baristas were stressing even though he only had to stand at drive thru and take money.

by causticguy December 17, 2015

Conteam

The name of Jess and Gabriel Conte’s fan base

“Look at her watching Jess and Gabriel, I bet she’s part of the Conteam”

by Dolan_conte May 3, 2018

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

container ass

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.

Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.

by www.analdoesntcount.com October 26, 2007

contact hangover

State of stupidity, mild headache, confusion and general malaise attendant on having a hangover, based on proximity to a hungover person, rather than the actual fun of drinking the day before.

1) Got a contact hangover from Suji and was worthless at doing work for the rest of the day.

2) Would remedies for contact hangover include greasy food and hair of the dog? Worth a try...

by Ara. S. May 2, 2009