conquistador

n. someone that takes the literal meaning of words, subject, or concept and tries to apply logic which essentially ruins the original intent (often fun and playful)

Rod: That definition makes no sense, what does a conquistador have to do with Asian women? The Spanish never conquered Asia - maybe the Philippines but that was it...
Tiff: OMG, you are the conquistador - stop over analyzing and take it for what it is, its urbandictionary jeez.

by urbaniam November 30, 2011

conquistador

n. Caucasian man that dates asian women.

John: I hear Bob is getting a mail-order bride...
Steve: Yeah man, that guy's a total conquistador.

by Will Z June 1, 2007

El Conquistador

When you are masterbating on the bidet and you switch the water from warm to ice cold at the moment of climax

Adam may be on his bachelor party but no woman could compare to El Conquistador

by Jeremy is the guy May 7, 2022

Copper pipe conquistador

Scrapping with a focus on copper pipe.

He broke into all eight vacant houses in the neighborhood. He stole all the copper pipe. His lust for copper is insatiable, he is a copper pipe conquistador.

by CMBS6 January 12, 2008

ConFusted

Confused and fustrated.

Trying to figure out chinese math has me confusted.

by Fatal Puppy October 11, 2009

conquistador

Someone who has many conquests sexually. Someone who has an excessive amount of sexual partners without emotion.

Conquistador #1: man, i hooked up with 3 differnt girls this week!
Conquistador #2: no way!.... i only got 2!

by kissmekate July 16, 2008

conquistadorgt

conquistadorgt is a gay guy who enjoys playing an old ass game called GTA V and his hobbies include eating curry, driving a yellow cab and swallowing cum. He plays GTA each day and is currently working on a gay sex mod where every single character in the game is James Charles so he can go bum him in his yellow cab whilst listening to LilNasX Montero(Gay remix) and eating the finest hot spicy curry from India. He studied for his Bachelor of science in gay sex during the years 2004-2022 and his notable awards include the gay sex awards of 2022, he is currently obtaining his PhD in gay sex at Mumbai university where he lives with 10 of his boyfriends in the same dorm in which they have gay sex all day

Damn who’s that gayboy in a yellow cab?

Oh shiiit it’s conquistadorgt

Damn he really is gay af

by MicrowaveCurry September 1, 2022