conestoga

How typical... jealous Radnor kids with a lot of angst and time fabricating stories because they have nothing better to do. Let's set things straight then, shall we?

Conestoga is a high school of about two thousand kids in the suburbs of Philadelphia. The school is renowned for its multitude of AP courses (the most in Pennsylvania, somewhere around twenty-four) and consistently high rankings in sports and academics. Despite the lofty standards and intense expectations by overbearing parents, the students are (for the most part) kind, intelligent souls with a rabid sense of humor, which is more than can be said for the other schools in the Main Line. Granted, the school has a drug problem, but that only serves to make us more interesting, doesn't it? Just accept us.

"Conestoga is ranked 79th best high school by US News and World Digest. Strangely enough, Radnor High School is nowhere to be found on said list. Coincidence? Not really."

by pinkegobox October 3, 2008

conquer the uri-nation

Another way to say that you're going to excuse yourself to go to the bathroom.

I'll be right back. I drank a Big Gulp and I really have to conquer the uri-nation.

by Cheela June 28, 2006

Couch Conquest

A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.

I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.

by Max77 October 26, 2010

Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight

The most fuck up game ever in the Tiberium series. From the most experienced series into the most stupid series. Many of Tiberium Wars die hard fans has throw the DVD into the trash can after the first time playing its campaign or skirmish mode.

C&C Fan : Dude ! Do you have the brand new release Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight ?

Ex-C&C Fan : Yeah, in the trash can. You can have it if you want. But i doubt you will ever find a good place to put it after you play it.

by The Memorandum June 27, 2010

conquistadouche

One or more first world douches travelling to a third world country to either spread the word of douche to other, 'less privileged' cultures; or to act in a way that perpetuates negative attitudes towards foreigners by behaving in a douchey manner.

Person A: your face reminds me of Michael Clark Duncan
Person B: Do you WANT them to think we are conquistadouches?

by btwoodley December 20, 2010

Consatious

That feeling at night after it's been snowing for a long while but before the plows come to get rid of it all. Streetlights cast a hazy orange glow on the air and you're walking down the middle of the street. No one else is outside and the only audible noise is the snow falling and accumulating on the sidewalks.

you: You know when you feel like you're the last person on earth and it's snowing and there's no one to stop you from walking down the middle of a busy street because the snow hasn't been plowed and there's no cars on the road? What should we call it?

friend: Sounds like a consatious night to me

by allkindsofanonymous January 26, 2013

cones on cam

To partake in the consumption of cannabis via bong whilst being in a Skype video call with one or more people who are doing the same. Usually done in conjunction within the playing of video games.

Alex: "Let's hit up some Fistful of Frags"
Marcus: "Mate. Cones on cam first"

by Dr. Habib April 21, 2016