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Girl 1: "After he blew it in my mouth, I had cockon-mouth for at least an hour!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but didn't he have it in your ass right before that?"
Girl 1: "Ohhhh, right. Doh!"
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by position_x_force February 25, 2005
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We all know one, a man who is always thinking with his penis in more and more elaborately kinky ways. The sort of man who would ram a cold mint Cornetto down his Jap's eye, uses his own semen to wash his car, lodge dice underneath his foreskin, insert a Dirt Devil car vacuum up his biscuit isle and give people a tenner and a video of himself having a wank wearing an oven glove as a Christmas present. These sort of people are cockocidal maniacs.
Rat Schon: "Daddy's only gone and got himself barred from Tesco!"
Failure Schon: "Why?"
Rat Schon: "He went in drunk and ended up taking his trousers off, wandering around the store using his knob to knock things off shelves. He even opened a Creme Egg and used it as chalk, pretending his cock was a snooker cue. He's a cockocidal maniac!"
Failure Schon: "Why?"
Rat Schon: "He went in drunk and ended up taking his trousers off, wandering around the store using his knob to knock things off shelves. He even opened a Creme Egg and used it as chalk, pretending his cock was a snooker cue. He's a cockocidal maniac!"
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I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!
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Jim: I know but before that we need to knock off the chisel plow first.
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Tavin: K dad.
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Billy's ex-girlfriend had trouble making him hard. The guy must have a really intense case of Cockophilia . . .
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