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Congratulations

Waiter: And how would you like your steak?
Customer: Congratulations.
by The_Epicness9000 May 11, 2024
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condoulations

When a death occurs and you express condolences as society dictates but the person receiving this word absolutely detested and is pleased of the person's death.
Everyone expressed their condoulations to Tom on the death of his estranged sister, knowing he was glad that she was now gone from his life and her drama.
by Mstykes17 August 17, 2024
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CONGRATULATIONS

twyla and awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!
finally finally finallly she knows, thank god she is so happy!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS
by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025
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A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
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