Confished

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.

That confished me.

by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

confused love

When you don’t know if you love someone or not. You think you do, but aren’t sure. You might think of them in a certain way alone but once you are with them you don’t feel that way. You think your in love, but really aren’t.

“I have confused love. I think I love them but I don’t really know”

by Mlove May 19, 2018

sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

Confused firemen

def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.

by cinnamoncaramel May 14, 2011

Culturally Confused

Confusing a common cultural mainstay with another culture altogether.

Paula (walking into a Japanese restaurant): "Hola, amigos!"

Alisha: "Don't mind my friend, she's just culturally confused."

by MegnKen April 16, 2010

taxicab confessions

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.

Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.

by L-Boogie January 15, 2005

confusedcius

anyone who tries to make a philosophically sound and intelligent argument, only to get backtracked and confused as to what they were originally were arguing about. :)

Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down and go confusedcius on you.

by formattedfire3 August 15, 2012