Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011

Congraduations

When you congratulate someone on their

Graduation.

Congraduations!

by EasyE! March 30, 2020

Congraduations

I first came up with this in the late 1960s.
I may, therefore, have originated it.

Congraduations on your Matriculation ! ! !

by Mets-Tie-Guy May 16, 2022

Congratulations

Extra extra well-done food

Waiter: And how would you like your steak?
Customer: Congratulations.

by The_Epicness9000 May 11, 2024

Congraduations

A word that's the portmanteau of congratulations and graduation. It's a rare word to use when someone is graduating from school or college/university.

Dad: "Congraduations, son."
Mom: "At least your high school days are over."
Son: "I know."

by FreezeDollar May 21, 2024

CONGRATULATIONS

twyla and awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!

finally finally finallly she knows, thank god she is so happy!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025

A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.

Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!

by tmax805 August 25, 2018