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Jerry O'Connell

Noun

1. This totally lame douche who was in a movie about kangaroos and yet somehow, SOMEHOW, gets to nail Rebecca Romijn.
1A. That guy on Sliders. Sliders, for God's sake!
2. Incompetent loser who has mastered the art of sucking to a degree beyond simple words, that would make a vile whore jealous.
3. Someone who has something they really don't deserve, because they suck, and the thing they have is great.
4. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers.
5. An itching and usually painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue.
1. "Fucking Jerry O'Connell!! I hate that guy!"
3. "That Jerry O'Connell's mommy and daddy just bought him a new car. They even gift-wrapped it with a gigantic bow."
4. "Haha, check this out, I'm going to run over this Jerry O'Connell guy with my 4x4 while he stands in the middle of the street. He can't guard against common dangers, after all."
5. See hemorrhoids.
???. "I want to kick you in the damn face."
by Echelon and Zombie April 24, 2006
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Scorched Connelly

An alcohol beverage enjoyed in Northern Canada that consists of 1 oz. of Scotch, 12 oz. of Molson Canadian (or the like), bitters and lime. Order is important. The “serpent,” which is a term given by Scotch connoisseurs to the alcohol fumes locked in Scotch, should be released by a drop or two of distilled water before beer is added. This cocktail is served primarily to complement the live viewing of any number of recreation-level ice sports, such as hockey, curling or figure skating.

The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.

A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.
"We were up by two in the ninth end when Andy put his brain in neutral and sent a scorcher into the house that left the other team lying two with a shot to the button for the win. He apologized and promised to buy Scorched Connellys all night long. We’re good."
by BelieveAnything January 20, 2014
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o connell

Has a nice willy lol
by GFH Nibba May 20, 2018
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Chondell

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Someone who outshines them all. She's got style and she's got class. She's got body and brains. She is so glamorous that heads turn when she walks in the room. There is also a tendency for haterism to follow after her. She is known for her classy attitude that is sometimes confused with being snobby. She is confident is who she is but never makes anyone feel inferior. She knows who she is and always makes you feel like you are glamorous, too.
Every time a Chondell is around haters follow and stare.

Wow! She must be a Chondell!

I feel like a Chondell when I am with her.

The glamor of being a Chondell.

Oh wow she so smart she must be a Chondell.
by Ceslie October 20, 2010
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Cordell

-Cordell -
pronouced St-rang-e

- Odd lurking creature that is too hott for the oprah show.

- May cause children to randomly explode in youth centres
That person over there is soo Cordell.

Be careful you don't Overdose on Cordell or you will explode
by -Livi/Bex July 30, 2008
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Cordell

A person that always haves the biggest and longest duck in the room
(Cordell )is the smartest men to walk the earth.
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Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic because she didn’t send me a package for her new documentary “The World's A Little Blurry”. Her world may be blurry but now mine is sad because I do not have a documentary package. Why? Well it seems that perhaps Billie decided that she does not care about the gays and has chosen to let them rot and cry in their packageless bedroom. Thanks so much Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell. I hope you have a nice day.
Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic
by moreindifferent March 2, 2021
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