anti-conch

"shutup, and pass the joint" as initially refered to in 'Lord of the Flies'

person A: "blah blah, haul...blah blah blah blah...haul..blah blah...."
person B: "ANTI-CONCH BITCH!"

by baGGs September 11, 2003

conch shell

A great ass. You put your ear to it and you can hear the ocean.

KJ's ass is like a conch shell, put your ear to it and you can hear the ocean

by CHRHSLC May 26, 2009

conch salad

Slang word for homosexual. The name was derived from the abundance and popularity of Conch in Key West. Also: sissy, effeminate male.

"you fuckin' conch salad ass bitch."

by Mattinho August 1, 2006

Conch-Suckler

A Conch-Suckler is someone you dont like. Like someone Aura is just generally displeasing

Look at Karen that bitch is such a Conch-Suckler

by TheConcher February 16, 2019

donkey conch

A huge vacuous vagina, the inverse of a inverse of a donkey dick.

Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.

by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008

Conch head

1. Key West-inspired explorer and adventurer.
2. Wanderlust.
3. One who is focused, independent, persistent, and brave, resilient, creative, not always behaved – with a sense of higher purpose and a penchant for risk whose exploring and adventures are amazingly brisk.

I got up with some conch heads I met in Martha’s Vineyard and we zip-lined through an Amazon rainforest.

by ExploreALittle October 9, 2016

conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008