Comment-bomb

Whenever someone comments something stupid on your potentially fantastic facebook status which prevents it from getting any likes whatsoever.

Me: I just figured out how to divide by zero, I've cured cancer, and I was able to FC Through the fire and flames on GH3 on expert mode!

Grandma: I love you, sweetie! How are things going in high school?

Me thinking to myself: ...Comment-bomb...

by Rodson69 September 25, 2012

ass comment

a comment on a bands myspace which just has a girl either-

1.tapping their ass

2.a picture of boobs

3.or other explicit images

soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.

stuart- dude have u seen hollywood undeads profile on myspace?

dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson

by its stuart February 14, 2008

Fair comment

to have said something good, agreeable, honest, respectable.

j says 'i think its time to roll one'

g says 'fair comment'

by ticketmasterssidekick September 30, 2008

spanish commenters

well known for there comments on music videos with an over use of emojis and cringey things saying they enjoy the music a bit of an overexageration

god help us

Person 1: ''Amo😍😍está música 🎶 es cool 😎 y bonita y con una vocecita y me da risa 😂 por esa parte todos cuídense que dios los bendiga ''

Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''

by Thom Staticz December 27, 2017

Comment John

Similar to and ironically the opposite of a comment whore. They will look at every aspect of your online profile and comment incessantly on your pictures and updates with "insights" that are basically meaningless.

Damn, Robert commented on my newest photo 0 minutes after posting. He must have no life. He is such a Comment John. I'm so sorry I gave in to his constant begging for me to add him on Facebook.

by simpnotlimp September 20, 2009

HR says 'no comment'

Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.

Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.

by ChuckChaser69 July 4, 2010

first comment whore

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.

FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*

by Matty194 November 30, 2009