comparing lana to lorde

a person that compares lana to lorde, a DUMB BITCH/FAG, imagine comparing 2 queens that make different kinds of music, even tho it’s still alternative
queen lana del rey en*ed lorde
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by Tree-MoreLikeFaggotry May 02, 2020
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comparently

Differences may not be seen in two things until they are compared side by side, then the similarities or differences are apparent.
I always though Jim and Eddy looked the same, but comparently they are different.
by Bob. R November 29, 2019
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Compare

And who are other people going to compare me to?
Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"

Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷

Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."

Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."

Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."

Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"

Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."

Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"

Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."

Iam "Aight."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 02, 2024
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compare you to YOU

when females on instagram says "oh my god her bodys perfect"

or
"oh my god shes so pretty"
like ok shes pretty. leave it at that tho.
Theres nothing you can do for your own sanity than admit shes pretty and move on with yourself.
If youre unattractive just say that, respectfully.
You can only compare yourself to your own best.
Look as good as you can, do yourself up, embrace your OWN beauty.

STop worrying about evryoe else.
Thank you have a great day
by saacabb April 07, 2022
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