Your family reunion is a gay communion

The worst insult you can ever use. If you use this you can kill the person in a matter of half a second. Not only can it kill the person but can kill his/her family in a few seconds after it killed the person on which it was used on. DO NEVER USE THIS INSULT.

carl- your mom gay
Nick-no u
carl-ur dad lesbian

NIck-no u
carl- ur granny tranny
NIck- no u
Carl- ur grandpap a trap
Nick-no u
Carl-your family reunion is a gay communion
NIck-*Fucking obliterated, the family dies*
Credit: My friend Anthony made it

by Bad insults May 21, 2018

communion

Basically when you take classes for 2 years about God and whatever then you go to church to eat Jesus' body

dude: For my first communion I barley got anything and it wasn't even during a pandemic yet my dumbass sister gets a party during a pandemic for hers

dude 2: damn

by im u fucking sadist17 February 27, 2021

Communion Circuit

A workout done inside a chapel by Catholic priests. This was first done by SFC. Fr. Roger Stainglass when he's preaching a sermon. It mostly consists of three exercises called "God Squats", "Lord Lunges", and "Jehovah Jacks". Usually they are done in three or four rounds in quick succession. A circuit of this always ends by kneeling on the prayer bench and saying one Hail Mary before the next circuit begins. Stainy does this in the mornings before the early service. So if you want a religious workout that will really perk you, try a Communion Circuit - it can't hurt you! Stainy Stainglass said so!

Stainy: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? Let's do our Communion Circuit. I need some stretches.

Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!

Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.

Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?

Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)

Bryant: What's the third part?

Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?

Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?

Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?

Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011

fiest communion

When amistades group together to dine.

Jarl Ulfric from helgen of and king of whiterun attended fiest communion.

by On thee trend January 8, 2020

Communional

Communal aka Collective Community Communion not necessarily Religious in any way whatever.

The new Garden Food Forest Surburb* movement was accompanied by an equally new and somehow 'familialar'* communional spirit of collaboracy* in all 'Kinds' of lifestyle

by PartisanZ September 16, 2022

Bass Communion

A side project by one of the most talented and gifted musicians of this era: Steven Wilson. Some of his songs are used in some Porcupine Tree songs. For example: The song "43553E99.01" was used in a Porcupine Tree track called "Lips Of Ashes".

Man 1: What are you listening to?
Man 2: I'm listening to Bass Communion
Man 1: Oh really? Isn't that a sophisticated side project by Steven Wilson?
Man 2: Yes, yes it is

by SophisticatedSurrealist July 28, 2021

unholy communion

the act of drinking urine directly from a man's penis.

My bladder was so full, but s/he swallowed every drop of my unholy communion

by Beast46807 December 15, 2024