Comcascism

Fascist behavior by monopolistic cable/internet companies.

Attempting to block perceived file-sharing programs is an an example of Comcascism.

by quaoar October 15, 2008

comcast strategy

A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.

Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.

Comcast strategy example:

To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.

by me, mane July 20, 2014

combustication

synonymous with combustion, just a lot more enthusiastic. Invented by Julius Sumner Miller during a physics demonstration in 1969.

I don't like combustion. It's too quiet. I have some stuff in a state of combustication.
-Julius Sumner Miller

by nsyygre June 7, 2010

Comcasted

(v.) - To be disconnected randomly while using internet service by Comcast Cable.

I was downloading music and got Comcasted!!

by StalePhish September 18, 2005

Comcast

also known as worddowntime/word

Every two hours, my isp decides to give its servers a 3 hour break.

by tehehehe November 8, 2003

Cumtastic

so amazingly overwhelming, that it is orgasmic.

Oh my god this is soooooo cumtastic!!!!!!

by ME!! February 22, 2005

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

by Brisk June 8, 2004