Colour deaf

Adj. An inability to hear or understand certain words related to coloration, shading, texture etc. Sometimes used as a cover-up for in attention or ignorance.

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What is this? I said to paint the kitchen mauve with beige accents! Does that look mauve?

Sorry dear. Don't yell. You know I'm colour deaf.

Colour deaf by gnostic3 October 25, 2014

Colour-coat

To dress up something nasty so as to make it more palatable. Updates the anachronistic phrase, "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear". Essentially, while brown is an amalgam of many colours, the process of separating colours into Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet creates an object which is pretty on the outside but, nasty on the inside.

Hayley: Well you know me, I don't colour-coat things!
Adam: WTF?
Hayley: Eat seven different colour fruits and poo them out, it's still poo. No matter how you colour-coat it, it's still shitty on the inside.
Adam: That's disgusting!
Hayley: So you know what I mean - you've tasted it before?

Colour-coat by Patrechisms April 30, 2014

colour challenged 

The politically correct term in which to state a black person/dark persons skin colour

A colour challenged person stole my FJ holden last night, i got it back but it was missing all of its fuel, probably removed for siphoning and sniffing pleasures that they commonly enagage in and enjoy, in victoria square................rat bastards

colour challenged by peteski November 8, 2005

Colour Juice 

When someone utters the words 'colour juice' and makes a throwing motion as though they're throwing a pencil at you, it means they're saying you're having a retard moment

'Hey, my name's Bob'
'No duh, COLOUR JUICE *makes a throwing motion*'

Colour Juice by gilliagirl July 4, 2008

colour popen 

When one ventures into the outside world late at night (between 3am and 6am looking for more booze/sex/drugs in particular), and decides to wear as many inappropriate and brightly coloured clothes as possible simultaneously, they are said to be a colour popen. Reasons for dressing like a colour popen can vary from sheer idiocy, undesiarable weather conditions and/or being highly intoxicated.

"Jesus Christ almighty, and Moses and Joseph and all the saints above! Jenny and Jemima ye look like fuckin' colour popens the pair of ye!"

colour popen by Teacherdee September 22, 2008

colour-vous

A fancy word to replace the word stealing.

Let's go and colour-vous that watch.

colour-vous by techna August 9, 2003

colour catcher

A white girl that hangs with people not of her race

look at that colour catcher hanging with a group of black chicks

colour catcher by blkzla September 13, 2016