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Coloniume

What is Coloniume?
Our ultimate goal and effort to create a massive, free coloniume network is summarized in the following structure:

U + ME = “COLONIUME”

You and I conjoin and build a huge free, cohesive, global colony that meets the interests and demands of each of us.

A completely free, decentralized, and government-independent communication network that will be implemented, developed, and expanded by individuals, organizations, and independent non-governmental organizations (NGOs).

The main purpose of launching this network is creating and expanding a kind of completely free, secure, non-governmental and independent communication platform of the existing communication networks, so that it can be censored, restricted and influenced, and at the same time to make it impossible to disable communication and interaction with all communication networks and Internet.

In a general perspective, after its development and expansion, the coloniume will help the internet so that in case of internet network disconnection in any area covered by coloniume and without geographical and political restrictions, it will be possible to exchange information and data locally. And each of the nodes will be able to connect to the Internet and act as a bridge between the local network and the Internet.
U + ME = “COLONIUME”
by coloniume June 15, 2021
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Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.
Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.
by @assonance December 10, 2013
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Colonel Sanders

A chicken's worst enemy.
by TheBurninator November 28, 2003
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Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!
by X4ndur August 10, 2006
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Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.
"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"
by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017
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vodka colonic

(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.
In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.
by The Sinator November 7, 2009
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Colonelpork

A person who:

1) Thinks he's a gangsta but really isn't
2) Has had battles with a person on Youtube called Mastuhfury
3) Makes random videos
4) is extremely loyal to his friends and is a great person to have as a friend
I'm gonna call Colonelpork and see what's up.
by frecklessobe March 13, 2010
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