colon slug

A person who is far up the ass the management and only comes out to leave a shit trail on the work of everyone.

He's the chief operating officer's colon slug.

by CoffeeSommelier March 14, 2010

colon rollin'

The act of placing an xtc pill up your arse so that you can get a better effect quicker since it is absorbed directly through the anal tissue.

Q:Does that mean you're gay if you've ever been colon rollin'?
A:Only if you let another man insert it in your freakin' arse, e-tard!

by sikwill October 21, 2005

colon cleansing

A massive and foul smelling fart that comes out with such force that you feel like your insides have been cleaned out.
(said in the famous Klump dinner scene #1 in the Nutty Professor (1996).

"You want your colon cleansed?"
"Fine I'm gona clean mine."
FART!
"There now my colons clean I'm taking squeaky clean."

"I gave myself a good colon cleansing right before entering the car." "However the nasty ass smell still stunk up the whose damn vehicle."

by ************** December 24, 2007

colon blow

A derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal's tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of your bowels.

I'm gonna pour me a big-ol' bowl of colon blow... clear off the pot, Ma, cuz I'll be needin' it soon!

by Uukla the Mok December 6, 2002

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

colon trollin

the act of seeking out a man specifically for anal sex or other homosexual sex acts

"Dude Jon is such a fag I heard he skipped the party to go colon trollin down on Sunset. Jackass!"

by JThungstrom June 28, 2006

colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.

Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?

by reed April 27, 2004