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clitmaximus

Largest clit you've ever seen. It's bigger than your dick.
By the size of that camel toe, she had a clitmaximus bigger than most guys dicks....
by Jimmythejerk June 7, 2018
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Coltman's Care

An institute where people go to get diddled.
Jamie always loved to go to Coltman's Care to see his favourites.
by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020
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Clitmania

Damn that’s a fat clitmania bussy
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colitas

As per the "Hotel California" lyrics: “On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair/Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air...."

Here's some more background into the term "colitas" (quelites).

My partner and I came about this kind of a backwards way. I was studying plants prized by local curanderas (female folk healers) of the Northern New Mexico/San Luis Valley area of Colorado, and came upon "quelites," pronounced "Keh-LEE-tehs." The term specifically refers to a local weed that grows prolifically, colloquially known as "lambsquarters." Further research found quelites is a Mexican/American term for any wild green. We've also seen it as a Spanish translation on a bag of spinach from the grocery store. My partner remarked one day, "I know where I've heard that term before," and sang off the first two lines of the Hotel California song, thus the connection. Quelites and colitas are phonetically identical. The term is used in different geographic regions to refer to specific plants that grow locally, but, much like common names in English, can mean quite different species of plants.
We went out to the fields to gather colitas for a salad.
by LBZeep January 21, 2022
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Colima

Colima is A state in Mexico ,

A fat dude who thinks his knows it all but his very ignorant and thinks everyone has to help him and never work a day in life very unappreciative and grimy as they get be careful
That dude Colima that was staying at his grandmas house got her for all her jewelry and her grandsons ipad and still blamed her for leaving him alone at her house , still asked her for money to gamble
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Clitmatized

When a man is mesmerized by a woman so much that her clitoris can make him do anything she wants.
He was so clitmatized by a woman from Minnesota, he wore a Vikings jersey even though he is a die hard Packers fan.
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clitmaxing

man: Look at how beautiful her clit is. She’s definitely been clitmaxing for sure!!
by anonymous July 24, 2024
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