cornflower

A virginal rectum.

After a night of karaoke and appletini's, Elmer decided to give his cornflower to Merle.

by Martin Scorsleazy April 16, 2009

Cauliflowerhole

A woman that has extra large, well endowed inner labia.
(vaginal reference) A way of describing a female that is particularly of little significance, or one of which that used to be of significance, but is now disliked because of some sort of falling out.

I got some good Cauliflowerhole last night. That snapper was a'snappin.
Damn her inner labia is blossoming like cauliflower! Blossoming like a Cauliflowerhole!

by the holes July 14, 2010

cauliflower ears

1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears

1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.

by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

Cauliflower

A word at Pizza Factory used to ask a co-worker whether they would sleep with the girl customer that just walked into the restaraunt.

The responding worker than replies either yes, no, or while drunk.

worker #1: (girl walks into restaraunt) "Cauliflower"
worker #2: "meh...probably while drunk."

by paintbllr2008 August 2, 2007

Cauliflower Biff

A women Rugby players fanny

John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.

Tony: Whats her biff like?

John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.

by DizzleDazzle June 13, 2005

Cauliflower Cock

you know how wrestlers/MMA fighters get cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear) from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. Well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-cock from too much Frotting ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot )? Especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.

"Oh my gosh! I was in Miami all weekend with Todd, and I guess we had too many Mai Tais...we sword-fought way too hard and now I have Cauliflower Cock!"

by Steve Jouflas April 17, 2009

cornflower cunt

The female equivalent of blue balls. Cornflower is used as a variant of blue simply to capture the feminine mystique of knowing every color, no matter how obscure- mauve, fuschia, periwinkle, etc.

She gave her boyfriend a blow job in the car and couldn't get off herself. She ended up with a bad case of cornflower cunt.

by Blxmth August 5, 2016