Hadron Collider

When one anus is touching another anus, and a fart is passed from one host to another.

" After all of these bean and cheese nachos, I'll be giving Nancy a good ol Hadron Collider later!"

by TrufflePig June 27, 2012

Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.

Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.

by Josh V December 19, 2006

Colded

means someone is cool. it's like saying someone/thing is cool.

Hey man that new guitar is colded

by Charmaine Maine June 13, 2011

CONdidate

What all modern day political candidates have become.

There's no way I'd vote for that CONdidate Bush again. He's nothing but a con artist.

by William J Wilson January 5, 2009

Collid

when two things bump into each other

collide? when two things bump into each other

by cinbin February 15, 2017

coldvid

This is the combination of the words cold and covid. It can refer to being in the cold while having COVID, having a cold and COVID, or a combination of both. It can also refer to contracting COVID while out in the cold.

It’s -10° out, I have coldvid, my life sucks!!

I can’t stop sniffling and blowing my damn nose. Coldvid has me fucked up!

I’m beyond freezing in this polar arctic weather , my nose is running like a crazy bitch, and COVID has me shaking. Coldvid is no joke!!

by Br803 January 7, 2022

john colditz

a man of integrity....a man who's moral could not be broken... a mystery to some and yet a super nova to many.

An amazing person with a heart made of gold. Has a great smile and a personality to die for :-)

john colditz

by likes you November 22, 2011