dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010

coach rogers

a stupid fucking idiot.

coach rogers is dumb.

by candon February 23, 2019

Coach-hole

A coach who is a total asshole.

We always lose because coach-hole sits his best goalie on the bench.

by hobrarian December 12, 2010

Coach C

Old perverted coach for elementary school that tickles and grasps the little girls but can serve up some hella good beef stew

Hey stop touching those little kids your'e pulling a Coach C!

by bvftsy5ygr November 30, 2017

coon coach

A car of a type popular with negroes. In Philadelphia, this would be a Crown Vic with a lift kit and absurdly large rims

See that car full of spooks with the spinning rims? That's a real coon coach

by George Washington Watermelon B April 23, 2015

clickety clackety

The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.

You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.

by Promoter of lols December 2, 2017

cluek clack

One who is crippled and walks on crutches

"OH NO! Here he comes" *Cluek Clack* *Clueck Clack*

by N-wordluv3rsun1ght September 17, 2019