Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all

I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.

by Scritty April 15, 2010

post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.

Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.

by Starlicker October 31, 2014

post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

Post-Coital Butterscotch

all the sex juices; including but not limited to both male and female cum, ass sweat, saliva, etc.

Your post-coital butterscotch stained my sheets!

juice

cum

wet

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

post coital friend request

The friend request sent right after having sex with someone for the first time.

After having sex with Ken at the party, Barbie sent him a post coital friend request to secure their friendship and perhaps more sex.

by Achtung Spitfire June 12, 2011

Post-coital wispa

Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.

He pulled out and they rewarded themselves for an excellent shag by sharing a post-coital Wispa.

by Fabadel October 23, 2018

coital clearance

Saying "sexy time is on" w/o using words.

In a bar...
girl : wink! wink!

dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!

by etomack`girl July 27, 2010