Cocomelon

A kids show in which you can show to ur kids on how they can act like a smart person. It features babies whose heads built like Baldi's basics and Riley's dad from inside out is featured in it :)

Rated G very family friendly
Free entertainment like old McDonald had a farm in which ur kids can learn to become a farmer. (Maybe learn how to be like Baldi)

Has over a gazillion reviews.

A review from a parent. (PARENT'S NAME CENSORED FOR PRIVACY REASONS)

Review from Mrs. ███████

This show is one of best kids shows out there. My child was kept on going to Brazil and when I put on this show, he stopped and never went to Brazil ever again. I highly recommend Cocomelon if your child is going to Brazil.

by Dumbkidin2022 February 1, 2022

Cocomelon

When your girlfriend is torn between getting much needed electrolysis on her chest or or breast implants, and goes the implant route first. They're as big as watermelons, but as fuzzy as coconuts

"boy Mrs Sasquatch has some rockin cocomelons goin on!"
"Hey baby, how's about you, me and a bucket of nair and we see what you're hiding under all that?"
"I'd rather get toe fucked by Bigfoot"

by Thescottlorenzo March 14, 2022

cocomelon

A nightmare created by children, and liked by children.

Kid: CocomElON!!!! yeeee
Parents: Ah shit, here we go again.

by NotANormalPerson July 30, 2023

picking a cocomelon

putting an extremely bingeable tv show/ similar youtube videos on the tv as background noise while doing something else, i.e. crafting, smoking weed, etc.

“would you mind picking a cocomelon while i pack a bowl? i think i wanna watch Seinfeld”

by risso08 November 29, 2024

Cocomelon

Turns toddlers into brain-dead zombies
It is absolutely the worst thing to ever exist

Cocomelon

by Just_a_Guy624 May 9, 2023

Cocomelon

A kids channel that became a meme.

My boi keeps watching Cocomelon’s intro all over and over again. He thinks it is just the funniest thing of all time.

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023