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Cocomelon

Turns toddlers into brain-dead zombies
It is absolutely the worst thing to ever exist
Cocomelon
by Just_a_Guy624 May 9, 2023
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Cocomelon

Next to porn and horror movies, Cocomelon is one of the absolute worst things to let your child watch.

Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:

1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.
Yeh, I babysat a little girl who watched Cocomelon, and I could hardly understand anything she'd try to say. I'm not being mean when I say she needs to stop watching Cocomelon and begin going to speech therapy so people can understand her. Fuck Cocomelon!
by Failurebitch July 11, 2023
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Cocomelon

A show you watch while fucking you ex father inlaw Jeremy
Jeremy: so what episode of cocomelon are we watching to night?
You: all of them
by Jeremy Fitzgerald October 13, 2021
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cocomelon

A nightmare created by children, and liked by children.
Kid: CocomElON!!!! yeeee
Parents: Ah shit, here we go again.
by NotANormalPerson July 30, 2023
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Cocomelon

A kids show in which you can show to ur kids on how they can act like a smart person. It features babies whose heads built like Baldi's basics and Riley's dad from inside out is featured in it :)

Rated G very family friendly
Free entertainment like old McDonald had a farm in which ur kids can learn to become a farmer. (Maybe learn how to be like Baldi)

Has over a gazillion reviews.
A review from a parent. (PARENT'S NAME CENSORED FOR PRIVACY REASONS)

Review from Mrs. ███████

This show is one of best kids shows out there. My child was kept on going to Brazil and when I put on this show, he stopped and never went to Brazil ever again. I highly recommend Cocomelon if your child is going to Brazil.
by Dumbkidin2022 February 1, 2022
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COCOMELON

COCOMELON DEEZ NUTS
by ELONG MUSK August 10, 2022
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