Cockward

1. Any awkward situation involving the cock

2. An extremely awkward moment during sex

"Holy fuck, that guy just flashed me!"
"Fucking cockward, dude!"

"Are you always this small?"
"Well, this is cockward..."

by Dix McKensy March 5, 2009

Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.

I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!

by Buttpucker December 28, 2015

Cockwitz

A facility in Germany 🇩🇪 were your cock will be forced to cum 70 times a day or they will take a centimeter of the tip of your penis.

Shut up or I’ll send you to cockwitz

by Slam Jammer May 28, 2019

cocktart

a tasty pastry made of cock

Momma bear's cocktart was too hot, Papa bear's was too cold, but baby bear's was just right!

by cocktart June 21, 2003

Cockward

The feeling a man recieves once his penis is viewed by another male while standing at a free flow urinal.

Mike was given a very cockward feeling after Sean's repeated looks during dollar beer night.

by tonsoffunak April 3, 2009

cockwater

water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.

Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?

by Freakette Kitchen February 17, 2010

Cocktart

1.)Term of endearment from a guy to his sexually deviant girlfriend. (note: make sure she IS a sexual deviant before utterring the word "cocktart")

2.) Female version of Fucktard.

I love you, Cocktart!

by Jeff Anderson December 28, 2005